sort of. I know. You're thinking to yourself, "how is she sort of back?" Let me employ my beloved bullet points to outline it for you. Kind and generous: party of one.
- Boy meets girl.
- Girl has never allowed herself to fall, is reluctant.
- They fall...hard.
- Boy wants to marry girl.
- Girl is famously emotionally guarded. Doesn't care, is in love.
- Boy dumps girl in horrendous manner and leaves girl in shock and limbo.
- Two weeks elapse. Haagen Dazs stock goes up, evidence seen on girl's ass.
- Girl starts blog, again.
So, my gorgeous bloggity denizens, remember when I said I was too happy to blog? Problem. Solved. Welcome back.
